I love black thongs
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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