If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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