is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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