whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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