nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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