I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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