well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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