Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Houston, we have a squirter
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
