it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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