Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
two words...techno handjob
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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