Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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