where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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