just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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