I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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