FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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