the new term for farting is butt boxing.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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