So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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