Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Randomize
