saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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