I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
50% drunk capacity currently
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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