sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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