sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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