i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
