That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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