She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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