We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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