i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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