the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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