Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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