Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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