put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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