who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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