I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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