what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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