Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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