Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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