everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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