I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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