quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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