BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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