He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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