oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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