I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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