he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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