Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize