Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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