Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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