Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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