I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i dont even know how to be here
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
