we're blogging at a bar
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
