Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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